Coffee talk

Me: “Can I borrow your french press?”

Co-worker: “For a dollar.”

Me: “Put it on my tab.  Crap, I think I brought all my coffee mugs home.”

Co-worker: hands me a mug with cats pictured on it that says ‘Got Milk?’  
        “You can use one of mine.”

Me: “I guess I don’t hate cats enough to refuse to drink out of this mug.”

Co-worker: “That’s right, you didn’t have very good cat experiences, did you?”

Me: “They were head cases. I don’t know what was wrong with them.”

Co-worker: “Perhaps it was because you didn’t love them enough.”

Me: “Yes, that must be it. They must have known they were only place holders for the
       dog.”