Bullet Wednesday

I’m not feeling very profound today, so I’m going to serve up a heaping helping of bullets:

• Autumn woke up completely dry this morning AND asked to go potty before she got dressed.
• I now have several packages of Pull-Ups that we may or may not get to use.
• I received the second round of shots in my knee yesterday. Hurt like a sonofabitch.
• I’m almost completely out of produce. Can you believe we actually ate that whole watermelon?
• The good news about being nearly out of produce is that we are not throwing any produce away. Well, except for that unripe avocado we cut up and stuck in the fridge and which Nathan swore would not turn brown but did.
• Healthy eating rocks. Seriously. I’m not going all organic or anything, but just not eating crap all day does wonders for my personality. Now if I could get enough sleep I might actually be a pleasant person.
• Speaking of avocados, Autumn loves guacamole. She’s a freak for it. I made some the other day and she could not keep her fingers out of it. She’s her mother’s daughter, for sure.
• Viactiv Flavor Glide multivitamins are very tasty. I have a bottle sitting on my desk and will occasionally open it up just to take a whiff. They smell like a berry smoothie and are a great way for me to remember to take a multivitamin in the morning because who doesn’t love a berry smoothie?
• A large cup of coffee sounds very good right now.
• Autumn’s latest thing is doing karate chops all over the house (thank you, Kung Foo Panda and your endless commercials). The behavior is driving us nuts. Is two and a half too young for us to be looking into a good sensei for her?
• As irritating as the karate chops are, having a child that could kick some ass sounds pretty cool.
• My knee is very sore and I imagine I will spend a greater part of the day limping.